Jankify screws up your photos on purpose (without AI), and somehow makes them better. Feed it any picture and watch it fall apart into eight handmade looks: chunky pixels, a glowing Lite-Brite peg board, ASCII text, an emoji mosaic, ink cross-hatching, loose pen sketches, and shattered low-poly shards. Drag a few sliders, hit a button, export. That is the whole app. No AI. No "enhance" button. No cloud round-trip. Every pixel is wrecked by plain, honest math running entirely on your device. EIGHT WAYS TO BREAK A PICTURE - Pixel: blocky pixel art with optional retro palettes and quantized color - Lite Brite: your photo rebuilt as glowing pegs on a black board - ASCII: any image turned into text, light to dark - Emoji: a mosaic built from thousands of real emoji - Hatch: tonal pen-and-ink cross-hatching - Rough: loose, hand-drawn sketch outlines - Polygon and Voronoi: low-poly triangle and cell shattering EXPORT ANYTHING Save a crisp PNG, or pull clean SVG vectors out of most modes. Pixel mode alone exports as box-shadow CSS, an SVG, an HTML table, Unicode blocks, JSON, or plain text. ASCII copies straight to your clipboard. BUILT TO RESPECT YOU - Fully offline. Nothing you load ever leaves your phone. - No account, no sign-up, no tracking, no ads. - No data collected, full stop. - Universal app for iPhone and iPad. MADE FOR - Profile pictures and avatars with actual personality - Album art, stickers, and posters - Glitch, vaporwave, and lo-fi aesthetics - Anyone tired of every photo tool looking the same Pick a photo. Break it beautifully. Made by Luke Steuber.